shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

the-yolocaust:

townsvillain:

the-yolocaust:

ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

*əɹ,noʎ

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed